leo fuckin' mcgarry

created by aaron sorkin, portrayed by the late john spencer. an appreciation blog.
"Leo runs the show."
-President Bartlet
JOSH: Are Ben and Sally asking for me?
LEO: No, they'd rather you didn't come, but they'll do me a favor and I need you to do me one too.
JOSH: What's at Ben and Sally's?
LEO: Karen Cahill.
JOSH: And what stupid-ass Irish thing did you say to Karen Cahill that you now need me to apologize at Ben and Sally 's like a little girl?
Leo glares at Josh rather sternly.
JOSH: Let me tell you what was surprising about that moment just then. I said that only 12 hours after you were very cool about my almost accidentally setting the building on fire.
LEO: I made a joke about her shoes.
JOSH: I'm sorry?
LEO: I made a remark about her shoes.
JOSH: You're the second most powerful man in the country...
LEO: And she relates a column for the New York Times and who knows what kind of special relationship women have with their shoes!
JOSH: What could you possibly have said...?
LEO: It doesn't matter. It was perfectly benign to anyone who doesn't take shoes that seriously. Just tell her that I love her and that I'm sorry and I'll take her shoe shopping.
JOSH: Why don't you tell her?
LEO: If someone else tells her it seems like I was thoughtful enough to mention it. If I tell her it just makes me seem feminine.
JOSH: You don't think the shoe shopping's gonna take care of that?
LEO: Let's call the insurance company and see how much water damage was done in the mural room.